“Even though large tracts of China and many old and famous
cities have fallen or may fall into the grip of the evil HARRUMPH organization and
all the odious apparatus of Evil Genius rule, we shall not flag or fail. We
shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Manchuria and Mongolia, we shall
fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and
growing strength in the air as we carpet-bomb acre after acre of ChiCom
infantry, we shall defend our triumphs, whatever the cost may be. We shall
fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in
the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never
accept surrender from the evil Chinese hordes.”
As the
victorious HARRUMPH forces continue to take the fight into the very heart of
the evil ChiCom menace, the EGiC has decided on a multi-faceted approach to the
question posed in this week’s poll. All
slave labor factories will continue to produce bootleg DVD’s and three-dollar
Walmart shirts. Nuclear carpet-bombing
has begun at the western border of China, in order to cut off any escape route
for ChiCom forces. The first wave of
HARRUMPH-owned P.F. Chang restaurants has already opened and is doing record
business. Finally, a long line has
already begun the march into the sea near Shanghai. To victory, and beyond!
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