Musings from the, perhaps slightly touched, mind of the leading social commentator of our time.


Please leave comments on the posts below by clicking on the time stamp or "comment" link next to it at the bottom of each post.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Statistics & Logistics division Poll #17 ends, "How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”

     Once again we would like to introduce Bob, Dr. Seuss’ psychologist to go over this weeks poll results.
     “Ummm… Hello again everyone.  The ah, poll results were rather ummm… decisive.  It ah, seems that no one wanted to hold the Grinch, Cindy Lou Who, or the unnamed mayor of Who… Who… Who-ville responsible for any villainy in the story.  Even though the ah, Grinch started the whole thing and Cindy Lou Who interrupted the ah, Grinch and… and probably spilled the glass of water when she was sent back to bed, and the ah, unnamed mayor of… of Who-ville did allow quite a bit of… of… of noise.  However, the one ummm… bright spot in the poll is that you were unanimous in… in… in condemning Jim Carrey for literarily driving a spike through the ah, heart of such a beloved character.  In fact, one comment we received made it clear that just the sight of Jim Carrey as the Grinch on the DVD cover was enough to make her vomit in the… the… the store.”

No comments:

Post a Comment