So, our poll
on slimy things has ended in a tie. As
you can see, Sea Cucumbers & Jello only got one vote each. We’re kinda surprised at that because both
are pretty slimy… have you ever seen what happens when you squeeze a sea cucumber? Yuck.
Jello’s pretty slimy too, but it is delicious, and it’s pretty fun to
have a Jello fight every now & then.
It’s just the clean up that sucks.
Used car salesmen and that clown Olbermann tied for the win as the
slimiest things around. Well, we all
know that used car salesmen are slimy… you can’t walk off a car lot
without wanting to take a shower, but we all thought that Olbermann would edge
them out in the end.
You know, one of our favorite pastimes down here in the
maintenance department (besides watching football & some ice cold PBR!) is
to turn his show on with the sound off (there’s nothing worth hearing from that
idiot, anyway) and then put a recording from the old Ren & Stimpy show on
for sound. Hahaha, what a gas. Even Stimpy makes more sense than
Olbermann! Speaking of Olbermann, one
of our apprentices was sweeping down on sub-level B and he swears he saw him
shuffling along the corridor saying “brains… brains…” At first he thought that he ran into one of “G” section’s monsters,
but everyone knows that zombies can’t speak, so it really must’ve been that
idiot Olbermann looking for something to fill the void between his ears!
On
another note, we still haven’t located the Roomba or that crate of gatling guns
yet & the EGiC is pretty steamed about it.
Says he’s getting tired of finding dust bunnies under his La-Z-Boy…
something about a “ChiCom” plot…
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