Research & Development division (“G” Section) poll

     The Research & Development division of the HARRUMPH organization (commonly referred to as “G” Section) has been conducting experiments on sub-level B of the HARRUMPH bunker site, well-equipped with end-of-the-world supplies, including the world-famous "great wall of ammunition," miniature grenade range, and ping-pong table (although those are all up on level 1, and we don’t seem to get up there too often.)

     Now, before you start accusing us of making monsters or zombies or some other such preposterous thing, let us assure you that we are doing nothing of the sort.  There, now don’t you feel better?  We concentrate on things like vault door-melting lasers and self-actuating, flame-throwing sentry guns.  I mean, what good would an army of zombies do anyway?  We’ve all seen “Night of the Living Dead,” so we know how those things turn out. Lots of running & screaming & then the inevitable bone-crunching and spleen-ripping that we all want to avoid.

     So anyway, we still are interested in philosophical questions such as “What happens when you die?”  So far, we have not been able to learn anything from the “subjects” we’ve been using in our “non-zombie” tests (although we are running out of freezer space down here… maybe we can start stacking a few in the chemical storage room… hmmm.)  So, we’d like to get your opinion on this subject.