“G” Section wretched/vile creature poll results

     Well, several of us down here in “G” Section are a bit miffed.  We thought for sure that skunks and dung beetles would’ve received a little more support in this poll.  After all, they are both vile and wretched.  However, both received zero votes so we guess they’re just not vile enough for you.  Now, fly maggots and Keith Olbermann tied for the most vile and wretched creatures on earth & we tend to agree with you.  We all know that fly maggots are icky.  They’ve appeared in quite a few movies over the years, causing many “ewww” moments.  As far as Olbermann goes, well, he also causes many “ewww” moments, but, according to our research, nobody sees them.  Apparently, the only people watching his show are the hosts of the other shows on MSNBC that nobody watches.  And, according to our research, much of their time is actually spent watching FOX News.  Well, guess that proves that even an idiot gets it right every once in a while.

     So, we’re busy down here preparing our new “tools” and procedures based on your input.  The galley is busy whipping up a new “maggot” soup for the penalty block inmates and we’ve been busy working on our new “Olbermann 2.0” clone (version 1.0 came out of the vat gibbering incoherently so we sold him to MSNBC to use “on screen” when the real Olbermann is on vacation…we’re pretty sure any “progressives” who happen to tune in while 1.0 is on won’t be able to tell the difference.)  2.0 is doing pretty good so far.  He’s already learned much of the Olbermann dictionary that we filtered off of his program (i.e.: “Fox news…Fox news…squawk!” and “worstest…worstier…worstimost.”)  With any luck, he’ll be ready to torture anti-evil forces before the real Olbermann grows a brain!