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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Research & Development division (“G” Section) poll ends

     Well, our poll on what happens after death has closed and the results are quite surprising.  The two traditional views: “Tunnel of light” or “eaten by worms” only got one vote between the two of ‘em.  Next was the "catholic/protestant heaven/go to hell with Bill Mahr & all the other atheists" with 3 votes.  The winner was our statement to come down to “G” section with 4 votes.  So, it looks like we have a new crop of “volunteers” to sustain our experiments.
     We’ve already informed the buxom receptionist at the front desk of the HARRUMPH bunker to send you right down.  Take the elevator to sub-level B, turn right & proceed to door #013.  Whatever you do, when you pass the chemical storage room, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR.  We have been using that room to store former “subjects” and now, several “G” section employees entering the area haven’t returned & we keep hearing weird noises & scratches & stuff coming from that room.  Oh, and if you’re allergic to electricity, don’t bother to apply.

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