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Friday, October 22, 2010

Research & Development division (“G” Section) poll


     Hello everyone, “G” Section here again.  We’ve been conducting experiments on some new “toys” down here on sub-level B for our upcoming operations that we may be conducting on more than one continent.
     One of our favorites came about quite by accident last week.  The armory just got in a crate of brand new gatling guns and they sent them down, asking us to see if we could put them to good use.  Oh yeah, we love gatling guns.  Well… just as we pulled the crate out of the elevator, this Roomba autonomous robotic vacuum bumps into the crate and well, I guess it just was a match made in heaven.  This thing is great!  12,000 rounds a minute & the thing automatically cleans up the brass!
     So, to get to this week’s poll, we’ve been considering using some of nature’s very own vile & wretched creatures in various rolls:  interrogation, area denial, prisoner food, etc.

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