Hello everyone, the HARRUMPH maintenance division has been
watching all the various departments in the HARRUMPH organization put these
polls up & we figured we would like to put one up ourselves. Now, we may not have all kinds of degrees in
physics or chemistry or transmogrification or anything. Heck, don’t need much schoolin’ to push a
broom or tote a pail. But, at least
we’re not pointy-headed nerds like those clowns wearing lab coats & pocket
protectors.
Anyway, after
all those “college boys” get done cooking up some new monster, or them security
guys finish up “questioning” some anti-evil agent, it’s us beer drinking,
regular guys that’s got to go clean up their mess. I mean, do you know how dirty an undisclosed bunker location,
well-equipped with end-of-the-world supplies, including the world-famous
"great wall of ammunition," miniature grenade range, and ping-pong
table gets, just on a regular basis? You
know, there are so many miles of corridors down here that the Roomba runs pretty
much non-stop. And, you know, leaving a
robot alone for any length of time can’t be a good thing…come to think of it,
nobody’s seen the Roomba or that crate of gatling guns we got the other day.
So, we
have to deal with a lot of slimy, yucky, sticky stuff down here and we’d like
to get your opinion on just what is the slimiest.
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