30 Sep: HARRUMPH bunker DJ poll

     Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’m the most important part of the HARRUMPH organization, but, you know, without a DJ, who’s gonna keep the moral up while those guys in security are torturing…oops, I mean enhanced interrogating prisoners; them bean counters countin’ all that ammo; & those weirdos down in “G” section makin’ them monsters n stuff?  So, yeah, maybe I ain’t totin’ a gun or nuthin’ but I keep that vinyl spinnin’ & that’s what it’s all about anyhow.

     Now, “the man” (read: EGiC) asks me ‘bout comin’ up with a cool theme song that he can use  during board meetin’s n operations n stuff & I’m all like “You talkin’ to me, fool?”  until someone says “dude, you can’t talk to him like that, he’s ‘the man.’” So I’m all “oooh, I sure didn’t know nuthin’ ‘bout that,” but I figured, sh*t, don’t want them sendin’ me back to the big house, so I’ll go ‘head n come up with sumthin’ for that humpty dumpty clown to use if he wants.  So you votes on it n I plays it.