HARRUMPH Security poll is over!

   Well, we have finished the first poll for our security division here at your most beloved of evil organizations and the Evil Genius in Charge (EGiC) is not pleased.  As you can see, there was only one vote for both the highly anticipated shark pool and the blind manicurist.  So much for The Evil Genius' desire to begin his search for "Jaws" & some of his friends.  Looks like he'll have to get rid of that life-size figure of "Quint" he bought when the local wax museum mysteriously burnt down (or...melted down...hehe.)  And, since the blind manicurist also only got one measly vote we'll probably have to let go our only disabled employee.
   The bottomless pit of doom fared a little better, but since it also didn't win, we've already started filling it in.  I must say, the only employees here in the undisclosed HARRUMPH bunker site, well-equipped with end-of-the-world supplies, including the world-famous "great wall of ammunition," miniature grenade range, and ping-pong table, that are happy with your input are the security personnel themselves!  They must think that we're going to secure the full DirecTV line up so that when they're not torturing "anti-evil" agents we capture with Olbermann, Maddow, and that idiot, Ed, that they'll be able to tune in to football, skinemax, and the Spike channel.  I dunno, does all that come with the basic package?  Hmmm...maybe just Spike...hmmm.  Anyway, the new TV's are already rolling into the bunker and there's one or two dishes going up on the roof now.  You know, the next time we want your input for improvements here at HARRUMPH, maybe take our budget into account...it's probably gonna take another tunnel into the Bank of England to pay off this credit card bill!