Operations
division here. As you know, the evil
HARRUMPH organization runs operations simultaneously on almost more than one
continent at a time. And, in compliance
with Robert’s Rules of Evil Genius-run Organizations, rule #8: “Always think
‘big’ when considering your evil plans. Blueprints are helpful... Muahaha,” we
go through an awful lot of paper here in the bunker. I mean, some of our plans are very detailed. Do you know how many pages it takes to
describe something like a vault door-melting laser or a self-actuating,
flame-throwing sentry gun?
Seriously,
if you saw some of our operations proposals you’d think we worked for the U.S.
Congress! Anyway, we’re down to writing
our proposals in the margins of supermarket ads and using the back of junk-mail
envelopes so we’re going to need an infusion of cash before we head out to the
local “Staples” to re-stock our paper supplies. Our question to you is in the latest poll.
I'm in favor of anything that involves Al Gore, I mean seriously, who does that guy think he is, anyway. Oh, and I was pleased that this organization is NOT buying carbon off-sets, though I wonder how our shell corporation(s) will fairmwhen cap-&trade us imemented!
ReplyDeleteOperations division here. We kinda figured we would find all kinds of carbon off-set credit forms in Al Gore's "Scrooge McDuck"-like gold room, since he started the whole ponzi scheme to begin with. We'll take enough credits to last us a few centuries and probably leave him enough credits to fly around in his personal jet (unless Tipper gets it in the settlement) for a little while 'cause no one wants to hear Al Gore cry again.
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