Once again, the following is a transcript recorded at a special
meeting of the “Superhero Corps.” They
continue their special session meeting discussing the
earthquake/tsunami/nuclear crisis in Japan.
Attending this special session were:
Superman, Batman & Robin, Captain America, Aquaman, Supergirl &
Batgirl, Spiderman, Ironman, Wonder Woman, The Hulk, and Shaggy &
Scooby-Doo. Loud rock music continues
to play in the background as Supergirl & Batgirl test out the new
“Superheroin poles” installed in the bar section of the Superhero Corps Hall.
SUPERMAN: “Alright everybody, we’ve gone over the
Japanese crisis and determined that Speed Racer should take the lead on relief
& recovery. Let’s move on to the
question of which superpower Americans would like to get from radiation
exposure. Batman, please give us the
results of this week’s poll.”
BATMAN: “Well, the results are on the web for anyone
to see. And besides, you already passed
out a sheet of paper to everyone at the meeting showing the results. I really don’t see what the significance of
reading it aloud are.”
SUPERMAN: “Look Batman, I didn’t want to go here but,
as the leader of the Superhero Corps I am ordering you to read the poll
results.”
THE HULK: “Leader?
I don’t remember any kind of election.
And besides, I sure wouldn’t vote for some prissy clown in tights
anyway.”
IRONMAN: “Here, here.”
AQUAMAN: “This is B.S. I’m going next door and see how Batgirl & Supergirl like the
new superpoles we put in for them.
Anyone want a beer?”
IRONMAN: “Yeah, I’ll take one. Hey, get some ‘singles’ in change and I’ll
meet you in there after I hit the can.”
ROBIN: “You guys are gross.”
THE HULK: “Are you out from under the table, ‘Boy
Wonder’? I was wondering why Batman had
a smile on his face. I’m outta
here. Hey Aquaman, order me a couple of
beers too.”
SUPERMAN: “Enough bickering. Let’s go around the table & see if anyone’s got any new
ideas. Hey, has anyone seen Wonder
Woman?”
SPIDERMAN: “Yeah, she’s next door getting a lap dance
from Batgirl. Hey Aquaman, order me a
beer too, I’m done with this crap.”
SUPERMAN: “*sigh* Captain America, you’ve been quiet
during this whole discussion. Do you
have anything to add on this superpower question or the Japanese crisis?”
CAPTAIN AMERICA: “I’m just looking for someone’s ass to
kick. It’s what I do. ChiComs?
Russkies? Just point me in the
right direction.”
The room slowly empties of everyone but Superman, who holds his
head in his hands as the sounds of loud rock music, cheering and ripping
spandex emanates from the bar…
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