Poll #39 So if “Judgment Day” happens on May 21st, what exactly will happen?

            Hello, my name is Gabriel and I’ve been asked to introduce this week’s HARRUMPH poll.  You may have seen me in such films as “Dominion,” “Legion,” and “Frankenpimp.”  Well, ok, so maybe I didn’t actually appear in these films (and many more) but they did use characters based on me. You may have also heard of me in other works of literature, such as “The Gospel According to Luke.”  Yes, “that” Gabriel.  But, you see my day job can be rather boring.  It generally consists of waiting around to do one well, kinda big event:  You see, I’ve got this horn and it’s my job to use it to initiate the end of time and the general resurrection at the Last Judgment.  Now, I can’t do this any time I want to mind you.  It’s the “Big Guy” who’ll tell me when to go ahead and play that note that everyone down on earth is dreading.  Hmmm, maybe not everyone, I think Bill Maher and a few others couldn’t give a rats you-know-what about it, but you know, it’ll be quite a sight to see the look on his face when he hears it!  Ha ha, hope the “Big Guy” lets me chose where I get to blow the horn from!  Note to self: Google Maher’s address and put it in the GPS.  Anyway, there’s a possibility that this Saturday, May 21^st, 2011 might be the big day so you go ahead and vote & I’ll polish up the ‘ol horn so we’re both ready!