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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Poll #38 ends. Which would be the best line to get into at the supermarket?

     The poll results are rather easy this week.  All responders picked the only correct answer, #4; it doesn’t matter which line you get into, it’ll end up being the longest line out of the entire bunch.  So, like Batman, you may as well pick the line that you’ll get the most out of.  And, although I don’t recommend you pick your line based on bust size (ok, so maybe I do but the final decision is yours) there are an infinite number of decisions you can make.  Do you pick the line with the “Enquirer” prominently displayed… and in a position from which you can read the cover while seemingly looking at the sudoku books right next to it so that everyone else in the area won’t think you’re trailer trash?  Do you pick the line with the Fritos and Lays chip bags or do you move one over and get in the line with the “healthy” snack chips made out of vegetables and tofu?  You know, I really don’t care which one you choose as long as you don’t get into the one with the “Pirate’s Booty” chips… them things smell like feet, yuk.

     Congratulations to “Random Fact,” this week’s winner of a limited edition, special prize button!!!  Our first quadruple winner!!!  One more and he completes the set!!!

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