Poll #25. Which member of the “Fab Five” has been chosen for liquidation?

     ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!  The following is an official communiqué from the HARRUMPH Ministry of Propaganda:

*old Soviet Army martial music CD plays in background*

     “This is the voice of HARRUMPH, calling to all citizens of the world.  As you know, earlier this month air and ground forces of the evil HARRUMPH organization have brought the fight for the freedom of the world, into the lion king’s den that is Disneyland.  We chose not this course of action lightly, nor with malice toward the oppressed citizens of the corrupt Disney Empire.  We were forced to act, not only for survival of our own minions, but for the very survival of freedom-loving peoples throughout the globe.”

Commander of the Distapo executes prisoner on Main Street.

     “Our heroic forces have liberated Main Street and, even now, engineering units have begun the rebuilding process.  Many incidents of horrific depravity have been heaped upon the stunned citizenry by the retreating Disney security forces.  This picture, smuggled out by brave partisans, shows the barbarity of the Disney secret police (also known as the Distapo.)  Other atrocities are also just coming to light as our forward elements push through Adventureland, into New Orleans Square.  As our illustrious armored forces overran the Swiss Family Tree House they uncovered an unspeakable horror.  Apparently, the infamous Tarzan Brigade had imprisoned the neutral Swiss family in a deep pit.  In a sick tale of greed, sex and murder, the commander of the Tarzan Brigade would torment the family at the bottom of the pit, repeating over and over, “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.”  Only four children and two lampshades were recovered from the pit.”

     “In retaliation for the endless list of atrocities, HARRUMPH strategic air forces completely destroyed Toontown.  In a thousand plane raid which lasted five hours, the entire city center of Toontown was consumed in a firestorm in which temperatures reached 8000°.”

     “In other news, HARRUMPH announced the capture of Goofy and Donald Duck.  They were apprehended wearing women’s clothing trying to cross our lines mixed in with a group of Japanese tourists.  They are currently being detained at the Disneyland kennel.  As the poll results indicate, Minnie Mouse, once captured, will face the firing squad as a warning to other Disney forces to surrender.  When asked where she might be hiding, General George S. Patton IV, our most successful general, said: “I’m sure when we capture Mickey we’ll get his tramp as well.  Just look for the mouse wearing kneepads.”

     “Once again, this is the voice of HARRUMPH.  To victory, and beyond!”