“HARRUMPH Intelligence division tape, Mediterranean monitoring
station: February 8th, 0430 hours, sector PBK.” *static*
“I have a new
nightmare… I see a camel walk along the edge of a straight razor. That’s
my new dream. That’s my nightmare.
Walking, stepping, along the edge of a straight razor, and
surviving. I have determined that the
pyramids are no more than 25 years old.
Earlier this month I conducted conclusive tests which prove, without a
shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that the pyramids currently on the
Giza plain are replacement pyramids put in after the originals were removed by
elements of a secret army of aliens for reasons unknown.”
“Oreo cookies taste better with milk… just not camel milk. I have come to the conclusion that there are
only 14 camels in Egypt. Four months
ago I began a program of tagging camels in order to better understand their
migratory patterns. Since their owners
didn’t feel it necessary to participate in this program I shifted my tagging
operations to nighttime. After the
first 5 camels were tagged I noticed that I was being followed through the
streets of Cairo by the Sphinx. I was only
able to tag 9 more camels before I was forced underground by the persistent efforts
of the Sphinx to thwart my study. I may
attempt to resurrect this program at a later date. I saw a camel talking to a large dog yesterday. I don’t know what they were saying because
they were speaking Chinese…”
*static* “HARRUMPH Intelligence division tape,
Mediterranean monitoring station, transmission ends.”
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