Entertainment Division poll on "B" movie monsters ends

     Hi everyone, Julie, your cruise director here with the poll results for this week!  I’m afraid Captain Stubing…err, I mean the EGiC (sorry, old habits die hard…*sniff*) is rather upset that “The Giant Claw” received no votes at all.  I think he thought it would be a runaway winner.  The next two, “The Creature From the Black Lagoon” and “Zontar” got one vote each.  I mean, “Zontar, the Thing From Venus” I could understand because it probably was more like a “C” or “D” movie.  But, I always thought “Creature” was pretty creepy.  In fact it kinda reminds me of this one time back on the Love Boat.  We were having this big Halloween party on the Lido deck…really crazy…*sniff*  Anyway, I thought I had actually seen the creature crawling over the boat rail onto the deck… I don’t remember anything else until I woke up the next morning between “Gopher” and Isaac… Oh well, everyone makes bad decisions.
     And so the last two, Godzilla & Alan Colmes ended up in a tie.  Well, we here at the HARRUMPH organization hate a tie as much as any pot-smoking, sweater-wearing professor from Berkeley so we went ahead and put both of the names in separate envelopes, mixed them up, & then destroyed one with a flame-thrower.  The one that survived will be crowned “The best “B” movie monster of all time!”  The envelope please… And the winner is… Alan Colmes!!!!  Congratulations!  Ooops… sorry about that picture… I get them mixed up all the time… They do kinda look alike, don’t they?

Alan Colmes?