11 Nov: Entertainment division poll

     Howdy everyone, it’s Julie, your cruise director here.  I’m glad to be working here in the entertainment division of the HARRUMPH organization (actually, I’m glad to be working anywhere since “The Love Boat” sank 20 years ago… *sniff*)  As you can see, I still haven’t fixed that overbite that Captain Stubing used to love, but I sure have some great ideas to liven things up in the undisclosed HARRUMPH bunker site, well-equipped with end-of-the-world supplies, including the world-famous "great wall of ammunition," miniature grenade range, and ping-pong table!  Hey, anyone want to play bingo?!!!  Join me on the promenade deck at 1800 sharp to pick up your bingo card!  Oh, we’ll also be showing some movies this weekend and we’d like to get your input on a couple of things before Captain Stubing gives his final approval!  So, welcome aboard and make yourself comfortable!  If you need help finding your cabin you can ask that little snot, Gopher.  You’ll probably find him in my underwear drawer… the little pervert.