Well, on Sunday the Easter Bunny emerged from his single-wide
mobile home, sobered up, bailed his trick-turning, two-pack-a-day wife out of
jail, and distributed delectable ChiCom-made candies and treats to the
populous.
As you can see, no one voted for the traditional Easter meaning
of peace, good will & salvation.
Well, no surprise there, considering the “enlightened” times we live in
now, where most people get their news from a comedy central parody show and
Bill Maher draws more than 10 viewers per show. Ben-Hur received one vote, probably from the actor who uttered
the famous line to Ben-Hur and the rest of the galley slaves: “We keep you
alive to serve this ship. So row well
and live.” Yeah, most of us who work
for “the man” know that line well. Two
votes were cast for chocolate eggs.
Well, they are delectable treats so I can’t fault anyone for choosing
them.
Finally, the winner, with three votes, was for kicking that ChiCom
bunny in his commie ass and running like hell.
Now that’s the American spirit I was looking for! Remember, Harrumphians, never trust
the ChiComs!
Congratulations to TF of Pleasanton, California, our second
triple winner!!!!!!
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