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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Poll #34 What’s the worst thing about being a “former” dictator?

     Madam Geneva has helped us many times in the past by calling forth the spirits of important historical figures from the past.  This time our resident gypsy had conjured the ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte to help us understand this week’s poll.
     “Allo, my name is Napoleon.  I was once the Emperor of France and came very close to ruling the entire world.  If it wasn’t for an upstart English general and a treacherous Prussian I would have had the world at my feet.  But, I failed in my designs upon the globe and paid for it with exile upon Saint Helena in the Atlantic ocean.
     “At first I was treated fairly by William Balcombe and his family, but the English dogs decided to treat me as a common criminal and sent the jailer, Hudson Lowe to finish me.  The conditions deteriorated until they were no better than for a common soldier.  They finally ended my existence with poison, demonstrating for the entire world their cowardice.
      “All in all, I must admit, that being a dictator is much better than being a former dictator.  Concierge, brandy please.”

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