After consulting with our front line headquarters the management of HARRUMPH can now confirm that H.A. Rrumph has taken over as Commander-in-Chief and Grand Generalisimo of our glorious army fighting the cowardly and despicable Disney security forces defending the very heart of Disneyland. He has been seen virtually everywhere on the front lines, inspiring and leading our illustrious troops in their tireless fight against the vile, dastardly enemy.
He has suffered many great wounds as he wades into each and every fight with no regard to his own safety. Huge numbers of wretched cartoon characters have experienced his wrath. Countless numbers of our troops owe their very lives to his dauntless courage and decisive action.
He is saluted not only by our own troops as he passes them in his ever-forward movement but also by the multitudes of captured Disney prisoners, who, recognizing his force of personality and his grand compassion for his vanquished foes throw flower pedals along his path to victory, the flowers torn from the very gardens they had previously defended. We will continue to keep you informed as more news of our celebrated leader becomes available. To victory, and beyond!!!!!!!
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