A few months ago
this movement started on Wall Street in New York City. Since then, it has spread to so many cities
and “occupiers” are in so many places that now notices are being put up on
internet billboards announcing things like: “Starting today we are occupying
the alleyway between the Safeway and the Outback near the corner of Elm and 10th Street! We are the 99%!” Really?
This is where you want your “social justice?” Fighting the alley bums for bloomin’ onion leftovers thrown into
the dumpsters?
So, it’s been 3
or 4 months now and we’re all still waiting for this movement to actually
accomplish something, other than trash a few parks and cost us all a lot of
money in police overtime and tear gas canisters. Do you know how much tear gas costs? Well, neither do I, but I do know that it costs more to shoot
these things off than it does to leave them on police department shelves, where
they’ll be available for use during the inevitable zombie apocalypse or the
coming robot revolution (is tear gas effective against zombies or robots? Probably not, but we all know from watching
the latest crop of lame zombie movies/shows that the authorities will fire them
off and then wonder why they’re getting bitten by zombies or lasered by
running-amok robots… idiots)
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| Hey!, Quit firing that valuable tear gas at the protesters! Dang, use rubber bullets instead! |
So anyway, where
is the “I have a dream speech” from the “occupy” movement? Where is the equivalent of the Glenn Beck
“Restoring Honor” rallies or the Tea party campaign for lower taxes and less
government? Heck, even Jon Stewart and
Stephen Colbert had their rally, made their point, and went home. These “occupy” clowns just sit around in
their tents, smoke their dope, and complain about how miserable their lives are
because the 1% have all the money and “it’s just not fair!” And the funny thing is that they complain
not only by bashing in the windows of local merchants (like the Men’s
Wearhouse, owned by left-leaning George Zimmer. Guess he’s not going to like the way his windows look! Oh well George, that’s what you get for
pushing the leftist agenda, I guarantee it!)
and getting into confrontations with union dockworkers, but they
complain by texting all their friends… on their brand new Iphones.
You know, if you
look at the entire world population, I think that these “occupiers” might just
find themselves in the top 1%.
Hmmm, maybe instead of whining and complaining, these assclowns can
actually do something to change the world. Maybe instead of texting on their Iphones they can sell
their Iphones. The money earned by just
one Iphone sale can feed a family of eight in Gabon for four months. Oh, don’t even know where Gabon is, “global
citizen?” Well, you can Google it on
your Iphone before you make the sale… that is, if you’re truly interested in
“changing the world.” What’s that? Oh, yeah, I’m sorry, you’re just interested
in changing your world. Silly
me, thinking about the high moral ground and all. What ever happened to “Think Globally, Act Locally?” Obviously, “occupiers” don’t want to think
very globally at all. And as far as
acting locally, apparently when bums showed up to get a free meal from the NYC
occupiers they were served up a steaming bowl of brown rice instead of the
yummy vittles the occupiers were reserving for themselves. Wow, from the bum’s perspective I’d say the
occupiers were the evil 1%. At least
they have tents, weed, good food, and Iphones, not just a cardboard refrigerator
box, bottle of Mad Dog 20/20, and a dog named Blue. So mush for putting your money where your mouth is! Can you spell “hypocrisy?” Have you read “Lord of the Flies?”
So, “back in the
day,” people like Bill Maher used to insult and disparage the Tea party
movement by calling them “teabaggers.”
Apparently, if news reports are true, the real “teabagging” movement
appears to be taking place inside the tents of these “occupiers.” Well, Maher, where’s your “witty” humor now?
(Total silence from the left.) Yeah, I
thought so. You know, people, let’s
just call these “occupy” sites what they really are. Back in the 1930’s they were called “Hoovervilles,” after the
then-president Herbert Hoover. I
propose, since the “occupy” movement doesn’t seem to have a defined goal or
leader anyway, to call these places “Obamavilles.” Yes, that’s right, he’s “The Man.” It’s his watch. Call it
right people. Be fair. Remember, Congresswoman Debbie
Wasserman Schultz, head of the DNC,
said on June 15, 2011 that Democrats now “own the economy,” therefore,
“Obamavilles.” Yes, Maher, you have
license to use that joke… if you dare.
Ok,
I’m just about out of steam here but before I’m done I’ve got one more thing to
say to the “occupiers” out there, still looking for something to do, or
something to “tweet” about: Occupy this! (Author moons the audience.) Harrumph…
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